A rhyme for a discount.
I receive hundreds of emails per day, some I immediately delete (no matter how rigid one's SPAM filter is there are
always those that seem to get through) however there are always those that stand out.
For some reason there are always a number of people who seem to think that a woman should give a discount on
what anyone could only refer to as a 'very personal service'. All sexual services are.
Anyway I have to admit the following rhyme is quite amusing and not insulting like some of the requests for discounts we receive.
"I was feeling kind of kinky and i liked what i could see
while perusing through your website i took an interest in your pee
so i'm going to take a journey by car or plane or boat
and let you lovely ladies let your streams go down my throat
so im hoping that you'll let me which i know it will be nice
but first you have to tell me by giving me a price
hoping i get discount for sending this in rhyme
so don't you worry ladies i will be there on time."